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Whee!

Nash came with me to church last evening. T'was his first time at Calvary, he was pretty impressed by the size. I had fun showing him around, I rarely get to do that-if you go to Calvary, you know where everything is, or you learn quick. =)
I don't know if I ever posted about Andrew. He recently (2 months ago?) returned from China and the Philippines. He wants to be a missionary pilot, and attends a local Christian seminary. Volunteers in the kids' program, set-up and tear-down. Uber nice guy. Pray for him if you ever get a chance. Anyway, he and Nash got along well. Too well. o_o No offense, Jason, but seriously, guys are WEIRD.
Nash: (jokingly) Hey, get on *this rolling set of steps* and I'll push you!
Andrew: Okay! *jumps up*
Nash: *promptly pushes into wall*
Andrew: LEFT! LEFT!
Nash: *vainly struggles with wall* *stairs come loose*
Andrew: LEFT! LEFT!
Nash: *pushes at a run*
Me: *bangs head on wall*

...I think they finally got it in the storage closet. I hope. But later...

Me: Andrew, is there anywhere I can lock him *gestures at Nash* in?
Andrew: There's always the elevator.
Nash: I'll just go out the escape hatch.
Me: Nah, that's only allowed for James Bond and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And Keanu Reeves.
Nash: And if you're being shot at.
Andrew: It's broken anyhow. Doesn't open.
*we all walk into elevator*
Nash: Really?
Andrew: Yeah, look. *scales walls of elevator*
Me: Ooo. *has urge to tickle*
Andrew: This is the panel with the hatch behind it. *slides back ceiling panel* *hatch is grey*
Nash: Oooh..
Andrew: *pounding on hatch with all his strength* See? Stuck.
*elevator dings, door slides open*
Jeremy (who was standing in the doorway, trying to go to the second floor): Um..
Andrew: Don't ask.
Me: I don't know these people.

...Men!

Labels: church

posted by Kathryn at 12/07/2006 10:47:00 AM